A TEXAS AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL #JokeoftheDay #Joke

Dallas ATC:  "Tower to Saudi Air  911--You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."
Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.  Acknowledge cleared to land on  infidel's runway 9R --Allah be Praised !!" 
Dallas ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711--You are cleared to land, Westbound  on runway 9R." 
Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC.  We are cleared to land on infidel's  runway 9R.- -Allah is Great !!" 
Pause: Static............. 
Saudi Air: " DALLAS ATC !   DALLAS ATC !!! " 
Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?" 
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE    SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS !!!   WE  ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE !!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!! 
Dallas ATC:  "Well bless your hearts.  Y'all be careful now and tell Allah 'hey' for us -- y'all hear?