The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."
So they sit down and after a while of silence, the friend says "You Know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a hundred bucks just to see one."
Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the heck - a hundred bucks! She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table. They sit there a while longer and Chris then says, "That was so amazing, I've got to see both of them. I'll give you another hundred dollars if I could just see both of them together."
Sara is amazed by the offer, sits, thinks about it and decides why not. So she opens her robe and gives him a nice long chance to cop a look.
A while later, Tony arrives back home from the store. The wife goes up to him, "You know Chris came over."
Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the $200 he owes me?"
