Immigration in the U.S.A.

• If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
• If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
• If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
• If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
• If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
• If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
• If you cross the Mexican borders illegally you will jailed for two years.
• If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
• If you cross the United States border illegally you get:

1. A job
2. A driver's license
3. A Social Security card
4. Welfare
5. Food stamps
6. Credit cards
7. Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8. Free education
9. Free health care
10. A lobbyist in Washington
11. Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12. Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to - and do - die for your right to the ways and means of our @#$%----ution
13. And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked out on - while you call America racist and protest that you don't get enough respect.

 

Arizona – Immigration Law???

A lady wrote the best letter in the Editorials
In ages!!!  It explains things better than all
The baloney you hear on TV.
Her point:
Recently large demonstrations have taken place
Across the country protesting the fact that Arizona
Is addressing the issue of illegal immigration.

Certain people are angry that
The US might protect its own
Borders, might make it harder
To sneak into this country and,
Once here, to stay indefinitely.

Let me see if I correctly understand
The thinking behind these protests.
Let's say I break into your house.
Let's say that when you discover
Me in your house, you insist that I leave.

But I say, 'No! I like it here.

It's better than my house. I've made all
The beds and washed the
Dishes and did the laundry
And swept the floors. I've
Done all the things you don't
Like to do. I'm hard-working
And honest
(except for when I broke into your house).





According to the protesters:

You are Required to let me stay in your house
You are Required to feed me
You are Required to add me to your family's insurance plan
You are Required to Educate my kids
You are Required to Provide other benefits to me & to my family
(my husband will do all of your yard work because
He is also hard-working and honest, except for that
Breaking in part).

If you try to call the police or force me out,
I will call my friends who will picket your
House carrying signs that proclaim my
RIGHT to be there.

It's only fair, after all, because you have
A nicer house than I do, and I'm just
Trying to better myself.  I'm a hard-working
And honest, person, except for well,
You know, I did break into your house
And what a deal it is for me!!!

I live in your house, contributing only a
Fraction of the cost of my keep, and
There is nothing you can do about it
Without being accused of cold,

Uncaring, selfish, prejudiced, and bigoted behavior.

Oh yeah, I DEMAND that you learn
MY LANGUAGE!!! So you can
Communicate with me.

Why can't people see how ridiculous
This is? Only in America .
If you agree, pass it on ( in English )..
Share it if you see the value of  it.
If not blow it off.........
Along with your future Social Security
Funds, and a lot of other things.

 

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Save Gas - Great Solution

Idaho COWBOY
Solution to save Gasoline



The government wants us to cut the amount of gasoline we use.....

The best way to stop using so much gasoline is to deport 15 million illegal immigrants!

That would be 15 million less people using our gas.

The price of gas would come down.....

Bring our troops home from Afghanistan to guard the borders....

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border,


hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Afghanistan ....

Tell him if he wants to come to AMERICA then he must serve a


tour in OUR military....


Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it......


After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....


He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.....

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a


solution for the troops in Afghanistan and the aliens trying


to make a better life for themselves.. ......

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Afghanistan anyway,
without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....


Problem solved.....