A man while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course,
became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around,
he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained
his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. She
replied, "I'm on the 7th hole and you are a hole behind me so you must
be on the 6th hole!"
He thanked her and went back to his golf. On the back nine the same
thing happened; and he approached her again with the same request.
She said," I'm on the 14th hole,you are a hole behind me so you must
be on the 13th hole!" Once again he thanked her and retu rned to his play.
He finished his round and went to the club house where he saw the
same lady sitting at the end of the bar. He asked the bartender if he
knew the lady.The bartender said that she was a sales lady and
played the course often. He approached her and said," Let me buy
you a drink in appreciation for your help. I understand that you are
in the sales profession. I'm in sales, also. What do you sell?"
She replied," If I tell you, you'll laugh."
"No, I won't."
Well if you must know" She answered, "I work for Tampax!"
With that he laughed so hard he almost lost his breath, she said "See
I knew you would laugh!"
"That's not what I'm laughing at." he replied."I'm a salesman for
Preparation H, so I'm still a hole behind you!"
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