Learn New Text Symbols

W e all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where:
:) means a smile and 
:( is a frown. 
Sometimes these are represented by 
:-)

:-( 

Well, how about some "ASSICONS?"

Here goes:

(_!_) a regular ass 
(___!___) a fat ass 
(!) a tight ass 
(_*_) a sore ass 
{_!_} a swishy ass 
(_o_) an ass that's been around 
(_x _) kiss my ass 
(_X_) leave my ass alone

(_zzz_) a tired ass

(_E=mc2_) a smart ass 
(_$$_) Money coming out of his ass

(_?_) A dumb ass 

You have just been e-mooned! Send this to people so they can laugh their ass off. 

(_ :-)_).....LOLLOL