Wife Home Alone Shouldn't Let Friends In

One day a home wife is along and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, "Hi, is Tony home?"

The wife replies, "No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence, the friend says "You Know Sara, you have the greatest breasts I have ever seen.  I'd give you a hundred bucks just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what the heck - a hundred bucks!  She opens her robe and shows one to him for a few seconds.  He promptly thanks her and throws a hundred bucks on the table.  They sit there a while longer and Chris then says, "That was so amazing, I've got to see both of them.  I'll give you another hundred dollars if I could just see both of them together."

Sara is amazed by the offer, sits, thinks about it and decides why not.  So she opens her robe and gives him a nice long chance to cop a look.

A while later, Tony arrives back home from the store.  The wife goes up to him, "You know Chris came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Well did he drop off the $200 he owes me?"