Immigration in the U.S.A.

• If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
• If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
• If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
• If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
• If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
• If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
• If you cross the Mexican borders illegally you will jailed for two years.
• If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
• If you cross the United States border illegally you get:

1. A job
2. A driver's license
3. A Social Security card
4. Welfare
5. Food stamps
6. Credit cards
7. Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8. Free education
9. Free health care
10. A lobbyist in Washington
11. Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12. Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to - and do - die for your right to the ways and means of our @#$%----ution
13. And the right to carry the flag of your country - the one you walked out on - while you call America racist and protest that you don't get enough respect.